In the meantime, watch the dancers strut their stuff for the judges at Tuesday night’s final audition.

Tonight, a truly outstanding group of dancers will put it all out on the dance floor, in the hope of making the team. I’ll provide photos, etc in the next couple of days. But for now, I want to wish each and every young lady the best of luck.

Here they are (minus Whitney and Sherra, who I didn’t get photos of at Sunday’s interviews. My bad.)

BIGTIME thanks to Will for sending the link the this video he produced the year before last.

Looks like fun, doesn’t it?

Woohoo – can’t wait! If you’re not sure, why not give it a go anyway? If nothing else, it’s a free dance class with John Peters, who is friggin’ awesome.

Click here for details.

What to expect from this year’s auditions:

Check out some highlights from the 2011 season:

In case you hadn’t noticed from the banner in rotation at the top of this page, ChivaGirl auditions are coming up soon. January 21st to be exact. (Write it down. Circle it in red.) Those of you who have been with us for a while, know that the ChivaGirls are one of my very favoritest teams. Favoritest. Yes. That is what I said.

Over the past several years, I have watched this program develop and mature by leaps and bounds. It has been an exciting time. This is a team with highest of standards in choreography, performance, professionalism, and costuming. Besides that, they are outgoing, fun, and just a great group of talented dancers. I know this because I’ve spent many many hours with them. All last season, in fact. I hung around so much, they made me their official photographer.* (It goes with my modus operandi: Grab hold and cling like a barnacle until they accept you as one of their own.)

Having said all that, it’s no surprise that I have a vested interest in seeing this team become the very best of the best. The group of women who auditioned last year was the most talented bunch yet, and I hope the bar will be raised even higher in 2012. Seriously, it just keeps getting better.

So here I am, doing my small part to get the word out about auditions.

Did I mention the open call is on January 21st?
Did you write it down? And circle it in red?
(Click here for audition details.)

If there’s anything I can do to attract the most positive, talented, beautiful, committed, and outgoing dancers, I’m going to do it. And I figure the best way I can help is by showing rather than telling.

Below are some of my favorite moments from 2011. (Please click here to check out the entire collection of photos from last season. )

One thing the ChivaGirls do a lot of is rehearsing. Twice during the week, and also before each home game.

Their very first performance as the 2011 ChivaGirls.
The new uniforms hadn’t arrived yet.

Introducing the promo squad! A huge portion of the Chivas USA fan base has roots in Latin America, so it’s important to have ChivaGirls who speak Spanish. In recent years, it has become more and more difficult to find young women who are excellent in both areas: dance as well as fluency in the Spanish. ChivaGirls Director Aimee Edmundson solved the problem by creating the Promo Squad. The promo girls are non-dancing ChivaGirls who are bilingual and represent Chivas USA during both English and Spanish-speaking appearances. The promo squad was a big hit and will definitely be back in 2012. (Pictured above: Alma, Luz, and Gladys)

The ChivaGirls perform two dance numbers before each game, and they rehearse right up until they go onstage.

A shameless cry for attention, but I guess you can’t blame a guy for trying.

ChivaGirl alumni Emi, Mandi, Ariel, and Liz came for the game, and cheered louder than anyone else in the crowd. All four of these ladies went on to dance for other pro teams after ChivaGirls. Emi danced for Tokyo Apache, an NBA-style dance team in Japan. Mandi, Ariel, and Liz danced for the Los Angeles Clippers. Ariel is currently a Charger Girl and Liz is a new mommy.

Hey, I wonder if I could talk Emi and Mandi into coming back…?

The ChivaGirls sign autographs before every home game. It’s one of their favorite parts of the gig.

Brittany especially likes talking with the little ones.

Poor Britt. I don’t think the Hamburger Helper was fully in control of all of his appendages

Sidebar: Does anyone else think the Hamburger Helper is a little…creepy? Notice how they never say what happened to his other finger. And what’s he so happy about, anyway?

The ChivaFighter has moves like Jagger. The crowd went wild.

When you rehearse in a shoebox, sooner or later you run into the wall.

A special game with the Sparkle Cheerleaders

First time wearing the new uniforms without the jacket. It took some getting used to. Everyone was feeling kind of nekkid.

The Fourth of July performance.
Every year, with those wacky hats.
This year I hope to talk Aimee into sparklers and fire batons.

Oy vey, these mashugana tube tops. They looked fabulous under the lights, but hip hop in a tube top? Are you high? With 19 girls on the field, a wardrobe malfunction seemed inevitable. But we pinned those tube tops six ways from Sunday and the number went off without a hitch. Thank you, God.

(Sigh.) Ancell, Jenn, and Linette won’t be back next year, but for the best of reasons.
You can’t be a Laker Girl and a ChivaGirl at the same time.

The girls wore these outfits for the big Chivas USA vs. LA Galaxy game. This is always the biggest game of the season. You should’ve seen the looks on their faces when they got a load of these. But they looked fantastic on the field, and besides, it’s not like they had to wear fruit on their heads.

The funniest thing about these outfits is some of them were “slightly irregular.” Whitney’s outfit was clearly not inspected by #12. One of the ruffles on her sleeve had been sewn clear across the front of the blouse, almost all the way to the other shoulder. I think someone at the factory had a little drinky drink at work that day.

Zumba night! A big group of Zumba-ers arranged to perform at halftime. Aimee threw the ChivaGirls into the mix to make it look more like a production and less like a massive aerobics class. Everybody Zumba!

Several of the home games are “dance nights” when cheer and dance teams from local schools perform alongside the ChivaGirls at halftime. The little ones always have lots of questions for the ChivaGirls.

The 9/11 tribute. Beautiful.

Cam’s first game without braces. Smile!

Handing out candy for Halloween

Every year, for the Halloween game, the ChivaGirls make their own poms to match their costumes. After halftime, they give the poms away to little girls in the stands.

Halloween was also Laura’s last game. From now on, she’s Staff.

From the first game…

…to the last game, it was a pleasure.

So now I have shown you a little bit of what it’s like to be a ChivaGirl. If this looks like a fun gig to you, make sure you turn up at auditions on the 21st!

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*I am aware that some of you may be asking yourselves, “Hmm…if she had all of these photos, why didn’t she post any of them on this site?” Ok, I’m sorry for holding out on you, but it was for a good cause. It’s a long story, but suffice it to say that the photos were going to be posted on the Chivas USA site, but then stuff happened, as it usually does. There was an array of technical difficulties that made the situation a non-starter. Hopefully that will change this year. (And if not, I promise to post the photos here in a more timely fashion.)

Kortney Yarbrough is getting married. I discovered this over the holiday weekend when I scrolled through my DVR list and came across a couple of forgotten episodes of TLC’s “Brides of Beverly Hills.”

First, I want to make it clear straight away that I do NOT watch this show. I love costumes and fancy dresses, and I will admit to watching every episode (and numerous repeats) of “Say Yes to the Dress.” But “Brides of Beverly Hills” isn’t my cup of tea. I set up a season pass for it, and I watched the first couple of episodes, but couldn’t take anymore after that. The show’s star, Renee Strauss, owner of Renee Strauss for the Bride in Beverly Hills is both two-faced (for talking smack about her clientele behind their backs) and a moron (for doing it on camera), and her friend Kevin Lee (an obvious alum of the Bobby Trendy School of Trying Way Too Hard) makes me cringe. Literally. Every time he says the word “FAB-uh-luss!” my shoulders go up, my back hunches over, and my face gets all scrunchy. He is SUCH a tool. And if this show lasts past this season, I will be very surprised. (Especially due to Renee Strauss’ recent financial issues, but you ain’t heard about that from me.)

Anywho, I was about to delete the show when the episode synopsis caught my eye. “Episode: 12 – Kourtney/Mariflor. A former professional football cheerleader comes in to Renee’s salon with her mom and friends in search of the perfect wedding dress.” I had no idea who this “former cheerleader” might be, so yeah, I sat down and watched it. I took one for the team.

I immediately recognized Kortney. How could I not? She’s a total knockout without even trying. Kortney, a cool chick, by all accounts, is an alum of the Long Beach Breaker Girls, Chivas USA ChivaGirls, San Diego Charger Girls, and AVP Dancers (in that order). I don’t know her directly, but I’ve got one degree of separation through several different people.

Kortney was a ChivaGirl for 2 seasons

Kortney was a Charger Girl for 1 season

Kortney was an AVP Dancer for 1 season

Depending on when the show was taped, Kortney is either engaged, or already married, to a pro surfer. This guy, whose name I can’t find anywhere:

Let me just say that I don’t blame Kortney for being on this awful show. This is the first season. She couldn’t have known. In any case, she found her way someway, somehow, to Renee Strauss’ bridal salon, mother and best friend in tow, and she tried on a few gowns, including the blue St. Pucchi creation in the clip below.

It’s a unique dress. It’s an expensive dress ($17,000!!) And I really hope Kortney didn’t buy it. I really hope she took her hard earned money and spent it somewhere else, but I’ll never know. (To date, I still haven’t made it all the way through an episode of this show.)

In any case, best of luck-slash-congratulations to Kortney and her fiancee. I’m sure either was, or will be, a beautiful bride, no matter what dress she chose.

Details will be announced soon on the Chivas USA website