2011-12 San Francisco 49ers Cheerleaders

I’m a little late to the party on this one. I’ve been wondering what’s taking the 49ers so long to update their cheerleader pages. I mean really, it’s practically November. Let’s get moving! Chop chop!

Turns out somewhere along the way, they did update the website…just not the main cheerleader page. The main page still has the team in their warmup jackets. I guess you have to be persistent enough to click through to peruse the new profiles. For all I know, this has been going on for weeks! Click here to check out the 2012-13 GoldRush!

This here is Myka, Jennifer and Courtney.

Looking at these photos, I just had another one of those “hmmmm….” moments. In this line of work, I run across a lot of completely beauteous women. I tend to forget that. You know how it is, you’re hanging out with the girls, shooting the breeze, everyone’s got red lipstick and inch-long eyelashes. Whatever. You get used to it. But every now and then, like right now, it hits me over the head and I wonder – Gee, what’s it like, going through life looking like that? It has to be really weird, right? These three could probably grow chin hair and still be cuter than most. And what’s even weirder – I don’t know Myka, but I have met Jennifer and Courtney – these chicks are even good looking without all that makeup. It’s so, so… weird. No offense, you three. I know you’re all cool chicks, fun to hang out with and all that, but the way you look? It’s not normal. When you go to Wal-Mart, you must feel like visitors from another planet.