Public Service Announcement

Hey guys, Sasha here. Not that anyone noticed my absence over the last couple of weeks, but for the few who did, just wanted to let you know that I’m back. I was out of commission for a number of reasons that I will refer to collectively as “The Worst Beginning Of Any Year EVER.”

Anywho, for those of you who tried to get ahold of me, please bear with me as I scramble to catch up with your emails and messages. It’s going to take a few days. Two weeks away from email = more Viagra spam and investment opportunities from Nigeria than you can shake a stick at. It’s going to take hours to reply to all of those messages, but I feel obligated to let them know two important facts:

1. I am not a dude. But even if i were a dude, and even if I did have problems with my…er…”performance,” and required prescription meds, I’m pretty sure I’d get them from my regular doctor and not some shady e-tailer. No offense.

2. I am broke, so although I feel for your poor dead uncle/husband/father/leader of your nation, alas, I will not be able to send you the funds needed to transfer his wealth out of your country. I know, I know. I’ll kick myself later for forgoing this golden opportunity.

For everyone else who emailed me, please give me a couple/few days. I have mucho catching up to do.

And now, back to the previously scheduled programming, already in progress…